Fabulous!

The victim... a pack of Orbit Gum left
on top of the dresser.  The bottom is torn
open by our villain.

The villain... she came into her room to
tell me that she ate something and she
thought it was nasty.  Her breath was strangely
fresh, so I asked her to show me what she
had eaten.

The sidekick... trying to look like she
had nothing to do with any of this.  I'm
not buying it.  Her breath is also rather fresh.

The proof... two gum wrappers, and the
remnants of the pink bubble mint flavored
gum lying in a wet spot on the floor.  

The villain quickly points out that the
side kick is responsible for this mess.  It
was all the fault of the last one holding
the fabulous gum in her mouth!
UGH!!